Clues that Mazunte might be a weird hallucination I had on acid and not a real place:
1) It’s THAT cool and yet I’d never heard of it before
2) There’s vegetarian food in almost every restaurant (maybe you don’t care, but I care)
3) It’s on the beach but not expensive
4) Everyone is beautiful and half naked. Have I wandered into a movie set?
5) The town’s one bakery has the best baked goods I have ever tasted, and I’m saying that as someone who has lived in four different French cities